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[Masterbert99]

Luma na pero oks parin hehe

 

[Henry Diaz]

Hello, Ako na magsisimula ng mga RANDOM JOKES/QUOTES/PHRASES/STORIES.. post din kayo dito.. :40:

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Ang Tsaa

RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.

ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.

POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.

WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?

POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako... Hahaha!


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Annulment

Isang magasawa ang dumulog sa korte para magpaannul.

Judge: Ano ang dahilan para kayo magpaannul?

Babae: (Nagsalita habang nakayuko) Your honor, katawan lang ang gusto niya sa akin.

Judge: Anong pruyba mo?

Babae: (Nakayuko pa rin) Tuwing nag love making kami tinatakpan niya ng towel ang mukha ko.

Judge: Ikaw Mister bakit mo ginawa yun?

Mister: No comment your Honor. Just see for yourself.

Misis: (Nagalit at ihinarap ang mukha sa Judge) See bastos talaga ang taong yan.

Judge: (Habang nakatingin kay Misis.) Annulment petition granted. Ikaw naman lalaki, bakit ngayon ka lang nagfile ng annulment? Ang tiyaga mo.



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Common Sense

Isang bata, nagpasa ng blank paper sa art teacher...

Teacher: Bakit blank ang work mo?

Bata: Nagdrawing po ako ng baka at damo.

Teacher: (tinignan ulit ang papel) San ang damo?

Bata: Ubos na po,kinain ng baka.

Teacher: (kamot sa ulo) Eh nasaan yong baka?

Bata: Ano pa gagawin ng baka dyan, eh wala ng damo?

syempre umalis na po.

Common sense naman mam!



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Matapang feat. Juan at Pedro

Pedro: Ang tapang talaga ni Paeng! Biro mo,

tumalon sa eroplano nang walang parachute!

Juan: Ohh, totoo?

Saan mo naman nabalitaan yan?

Pedro: Dun sa burol nya!



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Ulam feat. Juan at Pedro

Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin,

kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip

ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain!

Juan: Maniwala ako?! Pedro: Totoo!

Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo?

Pedro: Asin!



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Spanish feat. Juan at Pedro

Juan: Tanungin mo ako ng English, sasagutin kita ng Spanish.

Pedro: What is more important? Heart or Mind?

Juan: Spanish!!!



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Panglima feat. Erap at Jinggoy

Jinggoy: Dad, pang ilang Tirso Cruz na si Tirso Cruz III?

Erap : (natawa) Trick question ba yan anak?

Eh, di pang-lima,

kaya nga PIP ang tawag sa kanya, di ba?



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Maka-Diyos

Dad: Mabait ba ang boyfriend mo?

Anak: Yes, Daddy.

Daddy: Maka-Diyos?

Anak: Sobra Dad.

Daddy: Nasaan siya?

Anak: Nandoon sa simbahan, nagmimisa!

Yung una talaga pinaka nakakatawa classic

 

[barudak]

Hello, Ako na magsisimula ng mga RANDOM JOKES/QUOTES/PHRASES/STORIES.. post din kayo dito.. :40:

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Ang Tsaa

RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.

ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.

POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.

WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?

POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako... Hahaha!


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Annulment

Isang magasawa ang dumulog sa korte para magpaannul.

Judge: Ano ang dahilan para kayo magpaannul?

Babae: (Nagsalita habang nakayuko) Your honor, katawan lang ang gusto niya sa akin.

Judge: Anong pruyba mo?

Babae: (Nakayuko pa rin) Tuwing nag love making kami tinatakpan niya ng towel ang mukha ko.

Judge: Ikaw Mister bakit mo ginawa yun?

Mister: No comment your Honor. Just see for yourself.

Misis: (Nagalit at ihinarap ang mukha sa Judge) See bastos talaga ang taong yan.

Judge: (Habang nakatingin kay Misis.) Annulment petition granted. Ikaw naman lalaki, bakit ngayon ka lang nagfile ng annulment? Ang tiyaga mo.



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Common Sense

Isang bata, nagpasa ng blank paper sa art teacher...

Teacher: Bakit blank ang work mo?

Bata: Nagdrawing po ako ng baka at damo.

Teacher: (tinignan ulit ang papel) San ang damo?

Bata: Ubos na po,kinain ng baka.

Teacher: (kamot sa ulo) Eh nasaan yong baka?

Bata: Ano pa gagawin ng baka dyan, eh wala ng damo?

syempre umalis na po.

Common sense naman mam!



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Matapang feat. Juan at Pedro

Pedro: Ang tapang talaga ni Paeng! Biro mo,

tumalon sa eroplano nang walang parachute!

Juan: Ohh, totoo?

Saan mo naman nabalitaan yan?

Pedro: Dun sa burol nya!



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Ulam feat. Juan at Pedro

Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin,

kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip

ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain!

Juan: Maniwala ako?! Pedro: Totoo!

Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo?

Pedro: Asin!



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Spanish feat. Juan at Pedro

Juan: Tanungin mo ako ng English, sasagutin kita ng Spanish.

Pedro: What is more important? Heart or Mind?

Juan: Spanish!!!



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Panglima feat. Erap at Jinggoy

Jinggoy: Dad, pang ilang Tirso Cruz na si Tirso Cruz III?

Erap : (natawa) Trick question ba yan anak?

Eh, di pang-lima,

kaya nga PIP ang tawag sa kanya, di ba?



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Maka-Diyos

Dad: Mabait ba ang boyfriend mo?

Anak: Yes, Daddy.

Daddy: Maka-Diyos?

Anak: Sobra Dad.

Daddy: Nasaan siya?

Anak: Nandoon sa simbahan, nagmimisa!

Nice info sir big thanks

 

[lasstexile]

Hello, Ako na magsisimula ng mga RANDOM JOKES/QUOTES/PHRASES/STORIES.. post din kayo dito.. :40:

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Ang Tsaa

RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.

ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.

POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.

WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?

POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako... Hahaha!


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Annulment

Isang magasawa ang dumulog sa korte para magpaannul.

Judge: Ano ang dahilan para kayo magpaannul?

Babae: (Nagsalita habang nakayuko) Your honor, katawan lang ang gusto niya sa akin.

Judge: Anong pruyba mo?

Babae: (Nakayuko pa rin) Tuwing nag love making kami tinatakpan niya ng towel ang mukha ko.

Judge: Ikaw Mister bakit mo ginawa yun?

Mister: No comment your Honor. Just see for yourself.

Misis: (Nagalit at ihinarap ang mukha sa Judge) See bastos talaga ang taong yan.

Judge: (Habang nakatingin kay Misis.) Annulment petition granted. Ikaw naman lalaki, bakit ngayon ka lang nagfile ng annulment? Ang tiyaga mo.



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Common Sense

Isang bata, nagpasa ng blank paper sa art teacher...

Teacher: Bakit blank ang work mo?

Bata: Nagdrawing po ako ng baka at damo.

Teacher: (tinignan ulit ang papel) San ang damo?

Bata: Ubos na po,kinain ng baka.

Teacher: (kamot sa ulo) Eh nasaan yong baka?

Bata: Ano pa gagawin ng baka dyan, eh wala ng damo?

syempre umalis na po.

Common sense naman mam!



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Matapang feat. Juan at Pedro

Pedro: Ang tapang talaga ni Paeng! Biro mo,

tumalon sa eroplano nang walang parachute!

Juan: Ohh, totoo?

Saan mo naman nabalitaan yan?

Pedro: Dun sa burol nya!



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Ulam feat. Juan at Pedro

Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin,

kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip

ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain!

Juan: Maniwala ako?! Pedro: Totoo!

Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo?

Pedro: Asin!



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Spanish feat. Juan at Pedro

Juan: Tanungin mo ako ng English, sasagutin kita ng Spanish.

Pedro: What is more important? Heart or Mind?

Juan: Spanish!!!



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Panglima feat. Erap at Jinggoy

Jinggoy: Dad, pang ilang Tirso Cruz na si Tirso Cruz III?

Erap : (natawa) Trick question ba yan anak?

Eh, di pang-lima,

kaya nga PIP ang tawag sa kanya, di ba?



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Maka-Diyos

Dad: Mabait ba ang boyfriend mo?

Anak: Yes, Daddy.

Daddy: Maka-Diyos?

Anak: Sobra Dad.

Daddy: Nasaan siya?

Anak: Nandoon sa simbahan, nagmimisa!

Maraming salamat sa mga threads na ganito, napatawa ako…paalam lungkot haha

 

[Pewmewpewpew]

Hello, Ako na magsisimula ng mga RANDOM JOKES/QUOTES/PHRASES/STORIES.. post din kayo dito.. :40:

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Ang Tsaa

RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.

ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.

POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.

WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?

POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako... Hahaha!


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Annulment

Isang magasawa ang dumulog sa korte para magpaannul.

Judge: Ano ang dahilan para kayo magpaannul?

Babae: (Nagsalita habang nakayuko) Your honor, katawan lang ang gusto niya sa akin.

Judge: Anong pruyba mo?

Babae: (Nakayuko pa rin) Tuwing nag love making kami tinatakpan niya ng towel ang mukha ko.

Judge: Ikaw Mister bakit mo ginawa yun?

Mister: No comment your Honor. Just see for yourself.

Misis: (Nagalit at ihinarap ang mukha sa Judge) See bastos talaga ang taong yan.

Judge: (Habang nakatingin kay Misis.) Annulment petition granted. Ikaw naman lalaki, bakit ngayon ka lang nagfile ng annulment? Ang tiyaga mo.



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Common Sense

Isang bata, nagpasa ng blank paper sa art teacher...

Teacher: Bakit blank ang work mo?

Bata: Nagdrawing po ako ng baka at damo.

Teacher: (tinignan ulit ang papel) San ang damo?

Bata: Ubos na po,kinain ng baka.

Teacher: (kamot sa ulo) Eh nasaan yong baka?

Bata: Ano pa gagawin ng baka dyan, eh wala ng damo?

syempre umalis na po.

Common sense naman mam!



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Matapang feat. Juan at Pedro

Pedro: Ang tapang talaga ni Paeng! Biro mo,

tumalon sa eroplano nang walang parachute!

Juan: Ohh, totoo?

Saan mo naman nabalitaan yan?

Pedro: Dun sa burol nya!



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Ulam feat. Juan at Pedro

Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin,

kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip

ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain!

Juan: Maniwala ako?! Pedro: Totoo!

Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo?

Pedro: Asin!



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Spanish feat. Juan at Pedro

Juan: Tanungin mo ako ng English, sasagutin kita ng Spanish.

Pedro: What is more important? Heart or Mind?

Juan: Spanish!!!



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Panglima feat. Erap at Jinggoy

Jinggoy: Dad, pang ilang Tirso Cruz na si Tirso Cruz III?

Erap : (natawa) Trick question ba yan anak?

Eh, di pang-lima,

kaya nga PIP ang tawag sa kanya, di ba?



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Maka-Diyos

Dad: Mabait ba ang boyfriend mo?

Anak: Yes, Daddy.

Daddy: Maka-Diyos?

Anak: Sobra Dad.

Daddy: Nasaan siya?

Anak: Nandoon sa simbahan, nagmimisa!

Ang mga pinoy tlga ang galing bsta sa kalokohan hahahaha

 

[zdaddy]

Hello, Ako na magsisimula ng mga RANDOM JOKES/QUOTES/PHRASES/STORIES.. post din kayo dito.. :40:

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Ang Tsaa

RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.

ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.

POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.

WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?

POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako... Hahaha!


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Annulment

Isang magasawa ang dumulog sa korte para magpaannul.

Judge: Ano ang dahilan para kayo magpaannul?

Babae: (Nagsalita habang nakayuko) Your honor, katawan lang ang gusto niya sa akin.

Judge: Anong pruyba mo?

Babae: (Nakayuko pa rin) Tuwing nag love making kami tinatakpan niya ng towel ang mukha ko.

Judge: Ikaw Mister bakit mo ginawa yun?

Mister: No comment your Honor. Just see for yourself.

Misis: (Nagalit at ihinarap ang mukha sa Judge) See bastos talaga ang taong yan.

Judge: (Habang nakatingin kay Misis.) Annulment petition granted. Ikaw naman lalaki, bakit ngayon ka lang nagfile ng annulment? Ang tiyaga mo.



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Common Sense

Isang bata, nagpasa ng blank paper sa art teacher...

Teacher: Bakit blank ang work mo?

Bata: Nagdrawing po ako ng baka at damo.

Teacher: (tinignan ulit ang papel) San ang damo?

Bata: Ubos na po,kinain ng baka.

Teacher: (kamot sa ulo) Eh nasaan yong baka?

Bata: Ano pa gagawin ng baka dyan, eh wala ng damo?

syempre umalis na po.

Common sense naman mam!



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Matapang feat. Juan at Pedro

Pedro: Ang tapang talaga ni Paeng! Biro mo,

tumalon sa eroplano nang walang parachute!

Juan: Ohh, totoo?

Saan mo naman nabalitaan yan?

Pedro: Dun sa burol nya!



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Ulam feat. Juan at Pedro

Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin,

kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip

ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain!

Juan: Maniwala ako?! Pedro: Totoo!

Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo?

Pedro: Asin!



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Spanish feat. Juan at Pedro

Juan: Tanungin mo ako ng English, sasagutin kita ng Spanish.

Pedro: What is more important? Heart or Mind?

Juan: Spanish!!!



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Panglima feat. Erap at Jinggoy

Jinggoy: Dad, pang ilang Tirso Cruz na si Tirso Cruz III?

Erap : (natawa) Trick question ba yan anak?

Eh, di pang-lima,

kaya nga PIP ang tawag sa kanya, di ba?



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Maka-Diyos

Dad: Mabait ba ang boyfriend mo?

Anak: Yes, Daddy.

Daddy: Maka-Diyos?

Anak: Sobra Dad.

Daddy: Nasaan siya?

Anak: Nandoon sa simbahan, nagmimisa!

naks angas a

 

[xdragonmaster4765]

ahahaha nuyon

 

[boybastos001]

Hello, Ako na magsisimula ng mga RANDOM JOKES/QUOTES/PHRASES/STORIES.. post din kayo dito.. :40:

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Ang Tsaa

RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.

ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.

POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.

WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?

POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako... Hahaha!


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Annulment

Isang magasawa ang dumulog sa korte para magpaannul.

Judge: Ano ang dahilan para kayo magpaannul?

Babae: (Nagsalita habang nakayuko) Your honor, katawan lang ang gusto niya sa akin.

Judge: Anong pruyba mo?

Babae: (Nakayuko pa rin) Tuwing nag love making kami tinatakpan niya ng towel ang mukha ko.

Judge: Ikaw Mister bakit mo ginawa yun?

Mister: No comment your Honor. Just see for yourself.

Misis: (Nagalit at ihinarap ang mukha sa Judge) See bastos talaga ang taong yan.

Judge: (Habang nakatingin kay Misis.) Annulment petition granted. Ikaw naman lalaki, bakit ngayon ka lang nagfile ng annulment? Ang tiyaga mo.



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Common Sense

Isang bata, nagpasa ng blank paper sa art teacher...

Teacher: Bakit blank ang work mo?

Bata: Nagdrawing po ako ng baka at damo.

Teacher: (tinignan ulit ang papel) San ang damo?

Bata: Ubos na po,kinain ng baka.

Teacher: (kamot sa ulo) Eh nasaan yong baka?

Bata: Ano pa gagawin ng baka dyan, eh wala ng damo?

syempre umalis na po.

Common sense naman mam!



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*********************************************************************************************


Matapang feat. Juan at Pedro

Pedro: Ang tapang talaga ni Paeng! Biro mo,

tumalon sa eroplano nang walang parachute!

Juan: Ohh, totoo?

Saan mo naman nabalitaan yan?

Pedro: Dun sa burol nya!



*********************************************************************************************
*********************************************************************************************


Ulam feat. Juan at Pedro

Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin,

kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip

ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain!

Juan: Maniwala ako?! Pedro: Totoo!

Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo?

Pedro: Asin!



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Spanish feat. Juan at Pedro

Juan: Tanungin mo ako ng English, sasagutin kita ng Spanish.

Pedro: What is more important? Heart or Mind?

Juan: Spanish!!!



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Panglima feat. Erap at Jinggoy

Jinggoy: Dad, pang ilang Tirso Cruz na si Tirso Cruz III?

Erap : (natawa) Trick question ba yan anak?

Eh, di pang-lima,

kaya nga PIP ang tawag sa kanya, di ba?



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Maka-Diyos

Dad: Mabait ba ang boyfriend mo?

Anak: Yes, Daddy.

Daddy: Maka-Diyos?

Anak: Sobra Dad.

Daddy: Nasaan siya?

Anak: Nandoon sa simbahan, nagmimisa!

HAHAHAHAHHAHHA ok to ah