Did you hear about the man who got himself stuck inside a giant stone vagina? That shit was crazy!
Apparently, dude was a foreign exchange student and just wanted to take a selfie with a vajayjay-looking stone sculpture displayed outside the Tubingen University in Germany. He made the terrible mistake of inserting his leg in the sculpture's "glory hole," which led to this unfortunate but ridiculous incident:
According to reports, it took more than 20 firemen to free the poor guy out of the clutches of the huge stone vagina. The sculpture, called “Pi-Chan” or "lovemaking" in the Peruvian language, has been a famous spot on the university grounds for over a dozen years. There are no reports yet though if this is the first time it's been penetrated. (Sorry, we just had to...)