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Sumakay ng Taxi ang Hapon!!!

Sumakay ng taxi ang hapon.

Nakakita siya ng Honda...
HAPON: Oh Honda... Honda made from Japan, very very fast.

Nakakita siya ng Suzuki...
HAPON: Oh Suzuki.... Suzuki made from Japan, very very fast...

Nakakita naman siya ng Toyota...
HAPON: Oh... Toyota, from japan also...very fast too...

Pagbaba niya ay siningil siya ng drayber ng 1 thousand.
HAPON: 1 thousand? Why so expensive?

DRIVER: Taxi meter made from the Philippines, very very fast.







Nasaan ang Nanay ni Juan?

ALE: Juan saan ang nanay mo?

JUAN: Bakit nyo po siya hinahanap? Tungkol po ba saan?

ALE: Tungkol sa utang...

JUAN: Wala po siya umalis.

ALE: ... Na babayaran ko.

JUAN: Pero bumalik na kanina!
 
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Sumakay ng Taxi ang Hapon!!!

Sumakay ng taxi ang hapon.

Nakakita siya ng Honda...
HAPON: Oh Honda... Honda made from Japan, very very fast.

Nakakita siya ng Suzuki...
HAPON: Oh Suzuki.... Suzuki made from Japan, very very fast...

Nakakita naman siya ng Toyota...
HAPON: Oh... Toyota, from japan also...very fast too...

Pagbaba niya ay siningil siya ng drayber ng 1 thousand.
HAPON: 1 thousand? Why so expensive?

DRIVER: Taxi meter made from the Philippines, very very fast.







Nasaan ang Nanay ni Juan?

ALE: Juan saan ang nanay mo?

JUAN: Bakit nyo po siya hinahanap? Tungkol po ba saan?

ALE: Tungkol sa utang...

JUAN: Wala po siya umalis.

ALE: ... Na babayaran ko.

JUAN: Pero bumalik na kanina!
Hahaha very expensive
 
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