Q: What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
A: Garden hose!
Q: Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes?
A: Because they were too corny!
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!
Q: Which vegetable did Noah leave off the ark?
A: Leeks!
Q: What’s the easiest way to stop a dog from digging in the garden?
A: Take away his shovel!
Q: Why can’t the flower ride his bike?
A: Because he lost his petals!
Q: What do trees drink?
A: Root Beer!
Q: What kind of flower looks like it just came back from a fight?
A: A Black-Eyed Susan!
Q: What happened to the plant in math class?
A: It grew square roots!
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?A: Pumpkin pi (π)!
