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- A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband, and says, "I shaved down there; you know what that means." The husband responds, "Yeah, the drain is clogged."
- What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
- What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."
- How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
- How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
