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A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband, and says, "I shaved down there; you know what that means." The husband responds, "Yeah, the drain is clogged."
What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
