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[iamjohn]

A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"Im going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "Im going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

 

[PronL3G4CY]

A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"Im going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "Im going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

Aw nice HAHAHAHAHAHAA I like it XD

 

[pinoyonline00]

NICE SHARE idol ^_^ :hehe: :yao:

 

[tokong]

hahahah lilibog nyo hahahah :lol:

 

[PronL3G4CY]

What is the difference between Peanut Butter and Jam?

I cant peanut butter my d*ck up your arse
But I can sure jam it!

HAHAHAAHA
Alam niyo kung saan yan? Sa HIMYM.

 

[iamjohn]

Anna realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said: "That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas."

 

[PronL3G4CY]

HAHAHA hmm...

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