Q: Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet?
A: You can get thinner there.
Q: Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?
A: He'll dessert you.
Q: How did Native Americans say vegetarian?
A: "Bad hunter!"
Q: What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet?
A: A desserter.
Q" What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A: A beer in each hand.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
I'm not vegetarian because I love animals. I'm vegetarian because I hate vegetables.
Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper? He sold his soul to seitan!
I’m not interested in any diet plan unless it lets me use rollover calories.
Did you hear about the hungry clock? He went back four seconds.
The most fattening thing that you can put in an ice cream sundae is the spoon.
Q: Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet?
A: You can get thinner there.
Q: Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?
A: He'll dessert you.
Q: How did Native Americans say vegetarian?
A: "Bad hunter!"
Q: What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet?
A: A desserter.
Q" What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A: A beer in each hand.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
I'm not vegetarian because I love animals. I'm vegetarian because I hate vegetables.
Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper? He sold his soul to seitan!
I’m not interested in any diet plan unless it lets me use rollover calories.
Did you hear about the hungry clock? He went back four seconds.
The most fattening thing that you can put in an ice cream sundae is the spoon.
Hahaha ruthless
