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(What it really means)
1 I think of you as a sister. (What it really means)
You're ugly
2 There's a slight difference in
our ages (What it really means) You're butt ugly
3 I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (What it really means)
You're ugly and you’re making me feel sick thinking about it.
4 My life is too complicated right now. (What it really means)You're ugly. But stick around 10 beers might change my view!
5 I've got a girlfriend (What it really means) And she’s better looking than you.
6 I don't date women where I
work (What it really means) Do I look desperate?
7 It's not you, it's me (What it really means) I’ve got a hang over and can’t drink the required amount of beer for you to look anything but ugly.
8 I'm concentrating on my career. (What it really means) My secretary is better looking than you and I’m seeing her
tonight.
9 I'm celibate. (What it really means) Get lost its football in TV tonight.
10 Let's be friends. (What it really means) I need some laundry doing would you mind doing it?
1 I think of you as a sister. (What it really means)
You're ugly
2 There's a slight difference in
our ages (What it really means) You're butt ugly
3 I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (What it really means)
You're ugly and you’re making me feel sick thinking about it.
4 My life is too complicated right now. (What it really means)You're ugly. But stick around 10 beers might change my view!
5 I've got a girlfriend (What it really means) And she’s better looking than you.
6 I don't date women where I
work (What it really means) Do I look desperate?
7 It's not you, it's me (What it really means) I’ve got a hang over and can’t drink the required amount of beer for you to look anything but ugly.
8 I'm concentrating on my career. (What it really means) My secretary is better looking than you and I’m seeing her
tonight.
9 I'm celibate. (What it really means) Get lost its football in TV tonight.
10 Let's be friends. (What it really means) I need some laundry doing would you mind doing it?
