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1. You are so small you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
2. Being the same height, shoe, and clothing size for the rest of your life since you were in 6th grade.
3. People tend to hug your head more than your body.
4. Kissing: either you have to tiptoe, or the other person has to kneel.
5. Fighting you would be animal cruelty.
6. I hope the next stage of your life comes with a ladder.
7. You are so small; you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
8. Coming down the stairs must feel like skydiving for you.
9. You are so small you could sweep under your bed while standing.
10. You are so small you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
11. Being tall is an enormous responsibility; Midget looks up to you.
12. Tall people and midgets should never date. Long-distance relationships never work out.
13. Everyone knows that it is easier to bury midgets. All you need to do is find the correct shoe box.
14. Midgets tend to get angry quickly because they are so close to the ground their anger does not dissipate quickly.
15. At least one advantage of being small is getting to be in front in all pictures every time.
16. You are the literal definition of down-to-earth.
17. I heard midgets hear what the ancestors are saying since they are so close to the ground.
18. You are so short I bet you do not have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
19. Why do midgets have a hard time raising a family? Because they struggle to put food on the table.
20. Thinking you were average height until you started high school, and everyone other than you kept growing.
2. Being the same height, shoe, and clothing size for the rest of your life since you were in 6th grade.
3. People tend to hug your head more than your body.
4. Kissing: either you have to tiptoe, or the other person has to kneel.
5. Fighting you would be animal cruelty.
6. I hope the next stage of your life comes with a ladder.
7. You are so small; you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
8. Coming down the stairs must feel like skydiving for you.
9. You are so small you could sweep under your bed while standing.
10. You are so small you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
11. Being tall is an enormous responsibility; Midget looks up to you.
12. Tall people and midgets should never date. Long-distance relationships never work out.
13. Everyone knows that it is easier to bury midgets. All you need to do is find the correct shoe box.
14. Midgets tend to get angry quickly because they are so close to the ground their anger does not dissipate quickly.
15. At least one advantage of being small is getting to be in front in all pictures every time.
16. You are the literal definition of down-to-earth.
17. I heard midgets hear what the ancestors are saying since they are so close to the ground.
18. You are so short I bet you do not have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
19. Why do midgets have a hard time raising a family? Because they struggle to put food on the table.
20. Thinking you were average height until you started high school, and everyone other than you kept growing.
