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Q: What has 100 teeth and can hold back a huge monster?
A: My zipper.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
Q: What did God say after creating man?
A: "I can do better."
Q: What did he say after he created woman?
A: "Guess I was wrong!"
Q: What do you get when you cross LSD with birth control?
A: A trip without the kids
Q: What do you call a planetarium in the basement?
A: A stellar cellar
Q: What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
A: A bored Board.
Q: What do you call an escaped gander?
A: A Loose Goose
Q: What do you call a shady place to swim?
A: A cool pool
Q: What do you call a female duck disguised as a male?
A: A fake drake
A: My zipper.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
Q: What did God say after creating man?
A: "I can do better."
Q: What did he say after he created woman?
A: "Guess I was wrong!"
Q: What do you get when you cross LSD with birth control?
A: A trip without the kids
Q: What do you call a planetarium in the basement?
A: A stellar cellar
Q: What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
A: A bored Board.
Q: What do you call an escaped gander?
A: A Loose Goose
Q: What do you call a shady place to swim?
A: A cool pool
Q: What do you call a female duck disguised as a male?
A: A fake drake
