My experience sa sm cinema:
I remember Bolt pa yung palabas non (if you don't know animated film sya about a superhero dog) diko sure kung tama yung description ng palabas di kase kame gaano nanuod lol.
So ayun, as you may know if you're somewhat early sa cinema, before nakapatay na yung ilaw while playing trailers of upcoming movies.
Then we sat on the seats, since first time nawin sa public non may dala pakong bag tas pop corn. While the trailers were playing, dahan dahan sya yumuko and since umuulan that time may payong sya. Funny thing is hinulog pa nya yung payong sabay sabe "ay nahulog" pero wala naman kame katabi since nasa baba kame and lahat ng tao nasa bandang balcony (or kung ano yung tawag dun basta nasa baba kame di kame nag hagdan pataas).
Then ayun na nga, I unzip my zipper and let the ol longganisa pop up. (one of the Best Bj ever from my x's). Unknowingly, mag start na pala yung bolt, then the lights in the whole cinema lit up and damn was it the fastest time I had to grab my pants, stand up and sang Lupang Hinirang. There were couples sa other end ng row namen pero I guess they're doing the same thing.
For those who are curious, yes we also had sex while Bolt is playing. She got on top of me and squirted all over my dick.
Were we caught?
No.
Was it thrilling?
hell yes.
Did I understand the movie Bolt?
Hell no.