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A man received message from his neighbor ...
"Sorry sir,I am using your wife.
I am using day & night ..
I am using when
you are not present at home..
In fact I am using more than you are using.....
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt...
Hope you will accept my sincere apologies...
Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.......
Few minutes later he received another message.
Sorry, Sir spelling mistake... it's not WIFE... but WIFI..
_________________________________________
Rich Kid: iPhone
Poor Kid: iPon
Rich Kid: Works at *Insert name of one of the largest company*
Poor Kid: Works at Edi Sa Puso Mo.
Rich Kid: Mag-uupload ng selfie, thousands ang likes.
Poor Kid: Mag-uupload ng selfie, icha-chat ang lahat para ilike.
*Nahulog ang candy*
Rich Kid: I'll buy another one.
Poor Kid: Wala pang 5 seconds.
Sa Starbucks..
Rich Kid: 1 PHOTO
Poor Kid: 1 ALBUM
Sa isang basketball game..
Rich kid: Takes out Gatorade.
Poor kid: Pinagpapasa-pasahan ang ice water.
Rich Kid: iTunes
Poor Kid: Youtube Converter
Rich Kid: Forever 21
Poor Kid: Forever suot
Rich Kid: Camera 360, Retrica, Instagram
Poor Kid: PIZAP
Rich Kid: Babe, Sweetheart, Honey
Poor Kid: B3nTed0sZ q0h, tr3Sz, un0, sHyeT3, b3nT3 qUaHtr0h qH, mHiN3.
Rich Kid: "I love you, sweetheart!"
Poor Kid: "iqKaw lan6 szapat nua!"
Rich Kid: "McSpicy" - Spice up your day!
Poor Kid: "Angel's Burger" - Sa unang kagat, tinapay lahat!
Rich Kid: French Kiss
Poor Kid: Laplapan
Rich Kid: Puro pagkain mga pics sa instagram.
Poor Kid: Puro selfie mga pics sa instagram.
Rich Kid: I love you to Infinity and beyond.
Poor Kid: FOrevEr tayO BhOsz kU
Rich Kid: I will love you forever, okay? I love you Baby.
Poor Kid: mHaL n mHaL ktA bhiE, skiN k Lng h? LhAb u bhiE
Rich Kid: Cancer
Poor Kid: Kulam
Rich Kid: Debut sa hotel.
Poor Kid: Debut sa court.
*May spaghetti sa table*
Rich Kid: Wow! Spaghetti, my favorite!
Poor Kid: Ma! Sino may birthday?
Rich Kid: Studies at De La Salle University
Poor Kid: Studies at Swag University/Loading Swag... 100% Complete
Rich Kid: Many Fake Friends
Poor Kid: Many Real Friends
Rich Kid: Will hang out with the girls later at the
fort.
Poor Kid: PeRyA m4mAy4 wItH tRofp4n6
kHuLetZx!
Rich Kid: Hey can i get your number?
Poor Kid: Teh pengeng digits mo teh
Rich Kid: Mouth Wash
Poor Kid: Maxx menthol candy.
Rich Kid: Grounded
Poor Kid: Hampas ng sinturon at tsinelas!
Rich Kid: Araneta
Poor Kid: Mallshow sa Puregold
Rich Kid: One Direction
Poor Kid: Chicser
________________________________________
BOY: babe puntahan kita ngayon, wala akong pake kahit nagmahal na ang gasolina ngayon.
GIRL: wait kita babe, get ready
BOY: i love you babe, hindi na ako makapaghintay makita ka. pa alis na ako now.
GIRL: okay but babe i'm on my periods, just letting you know incase
BOY: na sira motor ko. hindi na ako makakapunta dyan.
GIRL: pahatid kana lang sa friend mo, gaya ng dati
BOY: bad news na baril siya kagabi ng holdaper, di talaga ako makakapunta sorry
GIRL: oh nvm, hindi pa pala ako magkaka meron (regla)
BOY: katetext lang ng friend ko, lalabas na pala siya ngayon ng ospital at ihahatid niya ako ngayon. punta ako dyan babe.
GIRL: shit! meron nga pala talaga ako, just did not notice the
blood.
BOY: tangina na baril na naman siya! hindi na ako pupunta.
"Sorry sir,I am using your wife.
I am using day & night ..
I am using when
you are not present at home..
In fact I am using more than you are using.....
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt...
Hope you will accept my sincere apologies...
Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.......
Few minutes later he received another message.
Sorry, Sir spelling mistake... it's not WIFE... but WIFI..
_________________________________________
Rich Kid: iPhone
Poor Kid: iPon
Rich Kid: Works at *Insert name of one of the largest company*
Poor Kid: Works at Edi Sa Puso Mo.
Rich Kid: Mag-uupload ng selfie, thousands ang likes.
Poor Kid: Mag-uupload ng selfie, icha-chat ang lahat para ilike.
*Nahulog ang candy*
Rich Kid: I'll buy another one.
Poor Kid: Wala pang 5 seconds.
Sa Starbucks..
Rich Kid: 1 PHOTO
Poor Kid: 1 ALBUM
Sa isang basketball game..
Rich kid: Takes out Gatorade.
Poor kid: Pinagpapasa-pasahan ang ice water.
Rich Kid: iTunes
Poor Kid: Youtube Converter
Rich Kid: Forever 21
Poor Kid: Forever suot
Rich Kid: Camera 360, Retrica, Instagram
Poor Kid: PIZAP
Rich Kid: Babe, Sweetheart, Honey
Poor Kid: B3nTed0sZ q0h, tr3Sz, un0, sHyeT3, b3nT3 qUaHtr0h qH, mHiN3.
Rich Kid: "I love you, sweetheart!"
Poor Kid: "iqKaw lan6 szapat nua!"
Rich Kid: "McSpicy" - Spice up your day!
Poor Kid: "Angel's Burger" - Sa unang kagat, tinapay lahat!
Rich Kid: French Kiss
Poor Kid: Laplapan
Rich Kid: Puro pagkain mga pics sa instagram.
Poor Kid: Puro selfie mga pics sa instagram.
Rich Kid: I love you to Infinity and beyond.
Poor Kid: FOrevEr tayO BhOsz kU
Rich Kid: I will love you forever, okay? I love you Baby.
Poor Kid: mHaL n mHaL ktA bhiE, skiN k Lng h? LhAb u bhiE
Rich Kid: Cancer
Poor Kid: Kulam
Rich Kid: Debut sa hotel.
Poor Kid: Debut sa court.
*May spaghetti sa table*
Rich Kid: Wow! Spaghetti, my favorite!
Poor Kid: Ma! Sino may birthday?
Rich Kid: Studies at De La Salle University
Poor Kid: Studies at Swag University/Loading Swag... 100% Complete
Rich Kid: Many Fake Friends
Poor Kid: Many Real Friends
Rich Kid: Will hang out with the girls later at the
fort.
Poor Kid: PeRyA m4mAy4 wItH tRofp4n6
kHuLetZx!
Rich Kid: Hey can i get your number?
Poor Kid: Teh pengeng digits mo teh
Rich Kid: Mouth Wash
Poor Kid: Maxx menthol candy.
Rich Kid: Grounded
Poor Kid: Hampas ng sinturon at tsinelas!
Rich Kid: Araneta
Poor Kid: Mallshow sa Puregold
Rich Kid: One Direction
Poor Kid: Chicser
________________________________________
BOY: babe puntahan kita ngayon, wala akong pake kahit nagmahal na ang gasolina ngayon.
GIRL: wait kita babe, get ready
BOY: i love you babe, hindi na ako makapaghintay makita ka. pa alis na ako now.
GIRL: okay but babe i'm on my periods, just letting you know incase
BOY: na sira motor ko. hindi na ako makakapunta dyan.
GIRL: pahatid kana lang sa friend mo, gaya ng dati
BOY: bad news na baril siya kagabi ng holdaper, di talaga ako makakapunta sorry
GIRL: oh nvm, hindi pa pala ako magkaka meron (regla)
BOY: katetext lang ng friend ko, lalabas na pala siya ngayon ng ospital at ihahatid niya ako ngayon. punta ako dyan babe.
GIRL: shit! meron nga pala talaga ako, just did not notice the
blood.
BOY: tangina na baril na naman siya! hindi na ako pupunta.
