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Small Guy Jokes
It was just a little get together. Short people are oppressed. They’re always getting overlooked. I asked a dwarf to lend me 5 dollars yesterday. He said, “Sorry, I’m a little short.” My girlfriend is very short and she gets fed up of me making fun of her height. So tonight I’m going to... -
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Is the pandemic ending soon?
When will this end? This question has been on everyone’s mind for many months. We are all tired of the pandemic. So naturally, we all want it to be over soon. The government has started lifting restrictions. As a result, businesses can operate at full capacity, and people can travel freely...- hoosdaman
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Diet Jokes
Q: Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet? A: You can get thinner there. Q: Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef? A: He'll dessert you. Q: How did Native Americans say vegetarian? A: "Bad hunter!" Q: What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet? A: A... -
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Short People Jokes
1. You are so small you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room. 2. Being the same height, shoe, and clothing size for the rest of your life since you were in 6th grade. 3. People tend to hug your head more than your body. 4. Kissing: either you have to tiptoe, or the... -
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Coffee Puns
1. How are guys just like coffee? The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night! 2. What did the coffee addict say to his doctor? I don’t have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without it! 3. What’s the difference between coffee and your opinion? I asked for coffee. 4. Why... -
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Panda Puns
1. The panda lost his dinner. He was totally bamboozled. 2. On Halloween, pandas scare each other by shouting bam-BOO! 3. Pandas are endangered because bamboo shoots. 4. Pandas get to the hospital in bamboo-lances. 5. Two pandas got into a fight. They've both got bambooboos! 6. That panda... -
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BA.2 version of omicron is rising in the U.S
A subvariant of omicron called BA.2 now accounts for nearly 35 percent of Covid-19 cases in the U.S., the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported Tuesday, a roughly 10 percent increase from the week before, when BA.2 was detected in 23 percent of U.S. cases. The variant is most...- hoosdaman
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