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If you have been ewhoring, you have probably met each of these ten people. If you haven't, here they are:
The Kid
He's so young his balls probably just dropped last week. He wants to see nudes in the worst way but he lacks one thing - Money. Get away from him as quick as possible because he will only waste your time.
The Horny Indian
I have nothing against Indians but damn they are horny. They will send you six straight messages in 20 seconds. If he sees your ewhore in a short-sleeved t-shirt, the little bit of skin will drive him crazy. He might spend money and the moon might be made of green cheese too. Get away as quick as possible.
The Pervert
He types slow because he is only using one hand because if he thinks you're real, he's already beating it with the other. He's got the money and if you're good, he will spend. Your goal is to milk him like a cow at 4AM.
The Cheap Pervert
Just like the Pervert, he wants you. But he is so cheap that the dollars in his wallet haven't seen the light of day since Washington was president. You can milk him if you are good but he will nickel and dime you all the way. If you have the patience, the money is there.
The Dick
I call him the dick because his profile pic is a dick pic. He says "hi" and then he sends you a dick pic. You say "ok" and he sends a dick pic. You say "bye" and he sends another dick pic. You can try to milk him but you have a greater chance of selling to a martian that just got off the 3:15 rocket from Mars.
The Asshole
He doesn't want to buy anything. And he's upset that you are actually selling your pics. "You're a good girl and you shouldn't be doing this" he says. Block him immediately.
The Friendly Guy
He just wants to be your friend. He thinks you are great and he just has to talk to you. And like any girl, you should friend-zone him and move on.
The Fake Girl
This is the amateur ewhore. He doesn't want money, he just wants to trade pics. And he feels that you will trade with a girl. His technique is embarrassing and you will be laughing the whole time. Sometimes I try to expose them but most of the time I just block them.
The Trader
He doesn't want to buy. He just wants to trade pics. You might be able to turn him into a buyer but I doubt it. You know what to do with him.
The Buyer
This is the guy you want. He knows that you are selling and he only wants to buy and leave. He won't give you any trouble or ask for outrageous proof. But don't take him for granted. Bring your "A" game and the money will never stop.
There are still countless other types that you will encounter but these are the most common. Milk the right ones and block the rest.
The Kid
He's so young his balls probably just dropped last week. He wants to see nudes in the worst way but he lacks one thing - Money. Get away from him as quick as possible because he will only waste your time.
The Horny Indian
I have nothing against Indians but damn they are horny. They will send you six straight messages in 20 seconds. If he sees your ewhore in a short-sleeved t-shirt, the little bit of skin will drive him crazy. He might spend money and the moon might be made of green cheese too. Get away as quick as possible.
The Pervert
He types slow because he is only using one hand because if he thinks you're real, he's already beating it with the other. He's got the money and if you're good, he will spend. Your goal is to milk him like a cow at 4AM.
The Cheap Pervert
Just like the Pervert, he wants you. But he is so cheap that the dollars in his wallet haven't seen the light of day since Washington was president. You can milk him if you are good but he will nickel and dime you all the way. If you have the patience, the money is there.
The Dick
I call him the dick because his profile pic is a dick pic. He says "hi" and then he sends you a dick pic. You say "ok" and he sends a dick pic. You say "bye" and he sends another dick pic. You can try to milk him but you have a greater chance of selling to a martian that just got off the 3:15 rocket from Mars.
The Asshole
He doesn't want to buy anything. And he's upset that you are actually selling your pics. "You're a good girl and you shouldn't be doing this" he says. Block him immediately.
The Friendly Guy
He just wants to be your friend. He thinks you are great and he just has to talk to you. And like any girl, you should friend-zone him and move on.
The Fake Girl
This is the amateur ewhore. He doesn't want money, he just wants to trade pics. And he feels that you will trade with a girl. His technique is embarrassing and you will be laughing the whole time. Sometimes I try to expose them but most of the time I just block them.
The Trader
He doesn't want to buy. He just wants to trade pics. You might be able to turn him into a buyer but I doubt it. You know what to do with him.
The Buyer
This is the guy you want. He knows that you are selling and he only wants to buy and leave. He won't give you any trouble or ask for outrageous proof. But don't take him for granted. Bring your "A" game and the money will never stop.
There are still countless other types that you will encounter but these are the most common. Milk the right ones and block the rest.
