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[SevenEleven]

GF: I'm warning you! darating na si daddy within 1 hour!

BF: Eh ano ngayon? eh wala naman tayong ginagawang masama ah!

GF: Kaya nga! kung may plano ka, DALIAN MO NA!!


Nun: I was raped... what shall i do?

Mother Superior: Hir, take this calamansi.

Nun: wil ds ease d pain?

Mother Superior: sipsipin mo! ng mawala ngiti sa mukha mo,
Gagits!!

 

[marckos]

hahahahah..rofl..uyy seven malapit kana maging lia..almost 3k kana..ako medyo malayo2 pa hahaha

 

[bluejob]

Haha Classic, pero nakakatawa pa rin!

 

[zxcvw]

hahahahaha salamat boss

 

[mackenyuzoro]

galing HAHAHAHHA

 

[putosekko]

Ayos ah ahhaa